@mattstratton Hot Takes, Myths, And Fake News Why Everyone Is Wrong About DevOps Except For Me
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@mattstratton Don’t believe everything that you read on the internet
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@mattstratton
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@mattstratton “DevOps is more than just tools”
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@mattstratton FALSE • If it was more than just tools, why would we have so many of them?
• Nobody cares about your culture
• There are a LOT of tools on DevOps twitter
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@mattstratton “DevOps is more than just automation”
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@mattstratton FALSE • The “A” in CAMS is the only vowel
• Vowels are more important than consonants
• Therefore, automation is the most important
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@mattstratton “Kubernetes won’t solve all your problems”
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@mattstratton FALSE • Kubernetes came from Google
• Docker is boring and old
• YAML shows your commitment to precision
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@mattstratton “If you DevOps, you still need testing”
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@mattstratton FALSE • Remove the human element and remove the human error
• If your microservice only does one thing, it can’t have an error. That would be an additional thing
• QA people are annoying anyway
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@mattstratton “You can’t buy DevOps”
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@mattstratton FALSE • You may not be able to buy it, but I can sell it to you
• Seriously, I would love to sell you some devops
• What will it take to get you in a devops today?
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@mattstratton “DevOps is not a title”
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@mattstratton FALSE • Nobody can tell you what titles to use in your organization
• I suppose your HR people can
• But what does HR know anyway?
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@mattstratton “You can do DevOps on Windows”
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@mattstratton FALSE • A key component of DevOps is a smug sense of self-satisfaction
• Windows is all click-next, right?
• Something something slashdot
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@mattstratton “Cats are more aligned with DevOps than dogs”
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@mattstratton FALSE
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